Student had the best response when a teacher questioned her drawing

Little kids can be quite funny. They are brutally honest and don’t give a damn whether their viewpoint offends you. They frequently respond with hilarious one-liners that render us adults dumbfounded and always express their minds.

Here are some of the cutest kid reactions that will make you smile and serve as a gentle reminder of why we adore them so much.



A kindergarten teacher was watching the children drawing in her class. She circled the area to inspect the artwork. She approached a young child who was attentively working and enquired about the drawing.

I’m drawing a portrait of God, the girl retorted.

But nobody is able to describe what God looks like, the teacher replied after pausing.

They will in a minute, the girl responded without skipping a beat or looking up from her sketching.


A young child was discussing whales with her teacher.
Even though a whale was a very massive species, the teacher claimed that because of its narrow neck, it was physically impossible for it to consume a human.

Jonah, according to the young girl, was devoured by a whale.

Angered, the teacher repeated that it was physically impossible for a whale to ingest a person.

When she arrived in paradise, the young girl declared, “I’ll ask Jonah.”

What if Jonah entered hell, the teacher pondered?

The young child retorted, “Then you ask him.”



The Ten Commandments were being discussed by a Sunday school teacher with her five and six year old students.
She inquired, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” after I clarified the order to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother.

One young child (the oldest in a family) responded immediately, “Thou shall not kill.”


A young child was sitting at the kitchen sink one day watching her mother do the dishes. She instantly observed that her mother’s brown hair was contrasted by a few white hairs that were poking out.
“Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” she enquired as she turned to face her. “Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white,” her mother retorted.

After giving this realization some attention, the young girl asked her mother, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”


Blood circulation was the topic of a lesson being taught by a teacher.
He explained, “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face.” in an effort to make the situation more clear.

The students responded, “Yes, sir.”

“So why doesn’t the blood flow into my feet when I’m standing upright in a normal position?”

Because your feet aren’t empty, Bobby yelled.


A Christian school’s cafeteria had a line of kids waiting for lunch. A sizable stack of apples was located at the head of the table. Near the fruits was a letter that someone had written. It proclaimed, “Take only one, God is watching.”
To the opposite end of the table, through the line, was a sizable stack of chocolate chip cookies.

Take all you want; God is monitoring the apples, a young child scribbled on his own note and hid it next to the cookies.

If this made you chuckle, please tell your friends.

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