70-year-old widow posts newspaper advert looking for new husband, only for it to go viral

It can be unusual and daunting to start dating again, especially if you haven’t been single for a long time. The most essential thing to keep in mind is, of course, that you should always keep an open mind and refrain from passing judgment on others too early.


In light of this, I made the decision to share a humorous story that I recently stumbled onto online. It is about a 70-year-old widow who is looking for a new husband and a newspaper advertisement.

One day, as she was at home, her doorbell rang out of nowhere. But there was no way she could have known who would be on the other side.


Make care to read through to the punchline of this hilarious joke before moving on.

An isolated seventy-year-old widow made the decision to be married once more.


She placed this advertisement in the neighborhood newspaper:


“Wanted husband!” Must be in my age bracket, must not run around on me, must not hit me, and must still be a nice bed partner. Everyone interested, kindly apply in person.


Tomorrow morning, she heard the doorbell. To her horror, a gray-haired man in a wheelchair was waiting for her when she opened the door. No arms, no legs for him.

“You’re not really requesting that I give you any thought, are you?” The widow enquired, “You have no legs, just look at you!”

“Therefore, I cannot run around on you,” the elderly gentleman grinned.

“You also don’t have any arms!” She laughed sharply.

“Therefore, I can never beat you,” grinned the elderly guy once more.

“Are you still good in bed?” she said, her eyebrow going up.

“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” the elderly guy exclaimed as he leaned back and grinned broadly.

How about lifting a friend’s spirits? By sharing this joke, you can make someone smile!
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