A man and his spouse are attending a high school reunion.
… as the spouse keeps eyeing a gorgeous drunken woman sipping gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife looks up at him and asks, “Do you know her?”
The husband groans, “Yes.”
She’s my ex-wife. According to what I’ve heard, she picked up drinking shortly after our divorce seven years ago and hasn’t stopped.
The spouse utters, “Oh my god!”
“Who would have imagined that someone could celebrate for so long?”
