A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather

People that are older have experienced far more than we have. They are wise, intelligent, and a lot of fun to be around, to start. At least most of the time.

The following joke will definitely make you laugh. It concerns a grandfather who is 90 years old and his grandson, who paid him a visit he will never forget.

A man visited his 90-year-old grandfather who resided in a very remote rural section of the state.

His granddad made him an egg and bacon meal after he had spent the night.

When he saw what appeared to be a film on his plate, he asked his grandfather, “Are these plates clean?”

“Go on and finish your meal,” his grandfather retorted, “those plates are as clean as cold water can get them.”

Are you sure these plates are clean? he inquires once more as he eats the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch that day. He saw small particles around the border of his plate and something that appeared to be dried egg yokes.

The grandfather responds, “I told you before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can make them,” without glancing up from his hamburger. Now stop bringing it up in conversation with me.

He left later that afternoon to go to a nearby town for dinner. He said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me out,” as the dog of his grandfather began to snarl and prevent him from passing.

His grandfather yelled, “Cold Water, Go lay down!” without taking his focus away from the football game he was watching on TV.

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